OH! HOW I LOVE JESUS

by Randee Paufve

 

It was Palm Sunday

She'd always liked Palm Sunday best

Because they give you palms to take home after church.

 

She was almost nine

and she was wearing her short pink dress

the one with the cap sleeves

she'd even let her sister put a bow in her hair

but she'd have to wear her brown shoes

the scuffed ones, with the left one's buckle missing.

 

It was getting toward the middle of the sermon

when the big cross, to the right of the altar, started getting fuzzy around the edges.

She blinked her eyes and tried to focus,

but the lines were getting blurry.

She slumped against her sister who hissed and said "Sit Up!"

and nudged her, and she fell into her little brother who turned sideways, like this,

twisting away.

and she rolled off him and fell on the floor.

and someone said, "She's fainted!"

 

And they came to pick her up

ten or twenty hands

lifting her

amd she felt like she was levitating or floating or something.

But all she could think , during those glorious, gray moments

was that they could all see her underwear.

They carried her over three pews that way

and laid her down on a bench.

and when she opened her eyes

she looked up at the ring of faces peering down at her.

 

Her mother and one of the churchmen came and got her up and walked her

to the back of the church

and into a little room, where they passed smelling salts under her nose.

and when she was completely coherent,

the churchman leaned over her and said, "Do you know why you passed out in church today?"

and she said, "Unh Unh."

and he said, "Well, it's because you're going to be a woman soon."

and she thought, "eeeuuughhh......."

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